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Some of the poems in this post are great fun to read. I had to laugh aloud when you explained in your note at the bottom that 'Riddle: The Curious Creature' is obviously about an onion. Of course it is!

Riddle: The Curious Creature

loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

I'm a curious creature;

I satisfy women, and sometimes their neighbors!

(After a brief period of anticipation,

in which I offer them hope of pleasures to come.)

No one suffers because of me, except my slayer.

I grow erect in bed.

I'm hairy underneath.

Sometimes a beautiful girl,

the brave daughter of some commoner

who's not above my low station

grabs me eagerly,

manipulates my russet skin,

holds me hard,

cleanses my head,

then keeps me handy, nearby.

But the girl who keeps me confined

will soon feel the effects:

I make her wet.

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