These are the all-time best nonsense poems, in one poetry lover's opinion. Please feel free to suggest others in the comments.
I read a long post
By Mr. M Burch
It gave my poor mind
Such a terrible lurch
I started on Monday
Didn’t finish til Sunday
Thank god
‘Cause I got to miss church
I have been missing church for decades.
Never went. Never going to.
I like mythology but not when it becomes mass hysteria.
I went to church because I was raised that way, but as soon as I left home, I quit.
It's a reorganized and re-rhyme-schemed limerick. I like it. "Thank God I got to miss church" gives god his only due praise.
Thank god there is one thing we can thank god for!
There you are, hi Michael!
Hi, Lady Geraldine!
I read a long post
By Mr. M Burch
It gave my poor mind
Such a terrible lurch
I started on Monday
Didn’t finish til Sunday
Thank god
‘Cause I got to miss church
I have been missing church for decades.
Never went. Never going to.
I like mythology but not when it becomes mass hysteria.
I went to church because I was raised that way, but as soon as I left home, I quit.
It's a reorganized and re-rhyme-schemed limerick. I like it. "Thank God I got to miss church" gives god his only due praise.
Thank god there is one thing we can thank god for!
There you are, hi Michael!
Hi, Lady Geraldine!